Meet Morgan.  This is the only page Where she communicates in the third person.

Morgan hates talking about herself because she would like to believe that she is greater than the sum of her parts.  That sounds weird.  Does that sound weird?

Morgan hates talking about herself because she lacks the vocabulary to adequately articulate the multifarious idiosyncrasies that comprise--I'm sleepy.

Morgan hates talking about herself because she is still finding herself.  

Morgan hates talking about herself because she ate too much ice cream.

Morgan hates talking about herself because she's actually a cat in a human suit.

Morgan hates talking about herself because she wants to dissociate from her narcissistic generation.  @morgrino

Morgan hates talking about herself because enough about me!  Let's talk about you!

Morgan hates talking about herself because no one except her close friends and family are reading this, and they already know a good deal about her life and relationships and eating habits (soda water, ice cream, and cereal) and dreams and anxieties and likes and hygiene and dislikes and allergies and strange voices and dance moves and recurring nightmares about her teeth falling out and favorite brand of contact solution and collection of miniatures and current medications and pizza.

Morgan hates talking about herself because she's afraid of being too repetitive.